100+ Hilarious Pizza Knock knock Jokes

Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with cheesy delights and laughter-inducing slices of humor? If you have a soft spot for wordplay and enjoy clever puns, then you’re in for a treat! In this article, we’ve curated over 100 pizza-themed knock-knock jokes that are guaranteed to have you rolling with laughter. From doughy punchlines to saucy setups, these jokes will leave you craving for more. Whether you’re sharing a meal with friends or looking to spice up a gathering, these puns are the perfect addition to your comedic arsenal. So, grab a slice, get comfortable, and prepare to indulge in a pizza pun extravaganza that will leave you cheesin’ from ear to ear!

Pizza Knock knock Jokes For Kids

1. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Pizza.

Pizza who?

Pizza on Earth, goodwill to all!

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2. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Anchovy.

Anchovy who?

Anchovy seen my pizza?

3. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cheese.

Cheese who?

Cheese a great time for some pizza!

4. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tomato.

Tomato who?

Tomato your pizza, it’s ready!

5. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Pepperoni.

Pepperoni who?

Pepperoni pizza, my favorite!

6. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Sausage.

Sausage who?

Sausage a tasty pizza, you won’t believe it!

7. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Crust.

Crust who?

Crust me, you’ll want another slice!

8. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Pineapple.

Pineapple who?

Pineapple on pizza is a personal choice!

9. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Peppers.

Peppers who?

Peppers your pizza with extra cheese!

10. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Broccoli.

Broccoli who?

Broccoli doesn’t belong on pizza, that’s who!

11. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Doughnut.

Doughnut who?

Doughnut forget to save me a slice of pizza!

12. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mushroom.

Mushroom who?

Mushroom on this pizza is a must!

13. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Slice.

Slice who?

Slice to meet you, I’m a pizza lover!

14. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Oven.

Oven who?

Oven you going to share that pizza with me?

15. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Melted.

Melted who?

Melted cheese makes the best pizza topping

Clean Pizza Knock knock Jokes

16. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Peppy.

Peppy who?

Peppy-roni pizza is my favorite!

16. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Herb.

Herb who?

Herb-tter have some garlic bread with that pizza!

18. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

BBQ.

BBQ who?

BBQ chicken pizza, anyone?

19. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Pesto.

Pesto who?

Pesto your luck, I saved you a slice of pizza!

20. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Artichoke.

Artichoke who?

Artichoke my heart with this delicious pizza!

21. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Spinach.

Spinach who?

Spinach another slice of pizza my way!

22. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Thin.

Thin who?

Thin crust or thick crust? Pizza decisions!

23. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Buffalo.

Buffalo who?

Buffalo chicken pizza is calling my name!

24. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mozzarella.

Mozzarella who?

Mozzarella me tell you about my love for pizza!

25. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Pepper.

Pepper who?

Pepper-roni is the king of pizza toppings

Pizza Knock knock Jokes One-Liners

26. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Sauce.

Sauce who?

Sauce the pizza, it’s time to eat!

27. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive for pizza and pizza for me!

28. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Oregano.

Oregano who?

Oregano enjoy this tasty pizza together!

29.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Crust.

Crust who?

Crust me, this pizza is the best!

30. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Pizza cutter.

Pizza cutter who?

Pizza cutter-dinary jokes won’t cut it, let’s enjoy the pizza!

31. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Parmesan.

Parmesan who?

Parmesan the pizza, please!

32. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Spinach.

Spinach who?

Spinach-y jokes can’t top a delicious pizza!

33. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Margarita.

Margarita who?

Margarita pizza, my favorite!

34. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Onion.

Onion who?

Onion-estly, this pizza is amazing!

Funny Pizza Knock knock Jokes

35. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Pizza.

Pizza who?

Pizza the action!

36. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Artichoke.

Artichoke who?

Artichoke my heart with a pizza slice!

37. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mozzarella.

Mozzarella who?

Mozzarella is better than no-zarella on my pizza!

38. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cheesy.

Cheesy who?

Cheesy pizza is life!

39. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tomato.

Tomato who?

Tomato a whole pizza all by myself!

40. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Delivery.

Delivery who?

Delivery me some pizza, please!

41. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Pizza delivery.

Pizza delivery who?

I’ve got the pizza delivery blues!

42. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Extra.

Extra who?

Extra cheese, extra toppings, extra delicious!

43. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Onion.

Onion who?

Onion your pizza is ready!

44. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ham.

Ham who?

Ham and pineapple, the perfect pizza combo!

45. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Flour.

Flour who?

Flour power makes the best pizza crust!

46. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Pizza lover.

Pizza lover who?

Pizza lover, party of one, ready to eat!

Pizza Knock knock Jokes For Adults

47.  Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Margherita.
Margherita who?
Margherita life’s too short for bad pizza and jokes!

48.  Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dough.
Dough who?
Dough not underestimate the power of a great pizza pun!

49.  Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizzeria.
Pizzeria who?
Pizzeria few more jokes to make you smile!

50.  Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Basil.
Basil who?
Basil your pizza dreams on a crispy crust!

51.  Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mozzarella.
Mozzarella who?
Mozzarella jokes you want? I’ve got a few up my sleeve!

52.  Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Provolone.
Provolone who?
Provolone for the ride, let’s have a cheesy good time!

53.  Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pesto.
Pesto who?
Pesto believe, these jokes are top-notch!

54.  Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Artichoke.
Artichoke who?
Artichoke heart wants more pizza humor!

55.  Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ricotta.
Ricotta who?
Ricotta jokes are here to make you laugh!

56.  Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pineapple.
Pineapple who?
Pineapple express delivery of pizza jokes coming your way!

57.  Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Calzone.
Calzone who?
Calzone-t wait to tell you more jokes about pizza!

58.  Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Capers.
Capers who?
Capers with pizza? That’s a flavor adventure!

59.  Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fungi.
Fungi who?
Fungi-tastic jokes about pizza toppings!

60.  Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive oil.
Olive oil who?
Olive oil the laughter and good times!

61.  Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Marinara.
Marinara who?
Marinara round of applause for these pizza puns!

62.  Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizzerino.
Pizzerino who?
Pizzerino more cheesy jokes for you!

63.  Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorgonzola.
Gorgonzola who?
Gorgonzola me, but I love pizza jokes!

64.  Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Focaccia.
Focaccia who?
Focaccia about a pizza joke marathon?

65.  Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Brick oven.
Brick oven who?
Brick oven your best pizza jokes and puns!

66.  Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stromboli.
Stromboli who?
Stromboli-love it or not, there are more pizza puns coming your way!

67.  Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizzaiolo.
Pizzaiolo who?
Pizzaiolo-t of jokes, but they’re all about pizza!

68.  Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Garlic knots.
Garlic knots who?
Garlic knots ready for a ‘dough-licious’ time!

69.  Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Brick-fired.
Brick-fired who?
Brick-fired up for some more pizza-themed humor!

70.  Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizzazz.
Pizzazz who?
Pizzazz up your day with pizza jokes aplenty!

71. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Prosciutto.
Prosciutto who?
Prosciutto find more pizza jokes to entertain you!

Pizza Knock knock Jokes Flirty

72.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnuts forget the cheese on that pizza—it’s the topping that makes it ‘holey’ delicious!

73.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Pepper.
Pepper who?
Pepper me with laughter as we share these cheesy jokes!

74.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Italian.
Italian who?
Italian you, I love my pizza with pineapple—a slice of tropics on my plate!

75.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive for these mozzarella-ly good jokes to tickle your funny bone!

76.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Chef.
Chef who?
Chef’s making some pan-tastic pizzas and jokes, join in the fun!

77.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Sauce.
Sauce who?
Sauce some jokes coming your way—a pesto of humor for you!

78.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Grill.
Grill who?
Grill up some BBQ chicken pizza and let’s feast on laughs together!

79.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Herb.
Herb who?
Herb a load of jokes, and we’re not even done yet!

80.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Garden.
Garden who?
Garden-fresh spinach jokes, coming right up!

81.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Leaves.
Leaves who?
Leaves some room for basil-flavored humor in our pizza chat!

82.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie has more jokes about pizza, and I’m all ears!

83.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Slice.
Slice who?
Slice to meet you, fellow pizza aficionado!

84.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Carton.
Carton who?
Carton of pizza, packed with a box full of jokes!

85.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ham.
Ham who?
Ham it up with some pizza-themed humor, it’s a topping delight!

86.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Crust.
Crust who?
Crust me, these thin-crust jokes are going to be thick with laughter!

87.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
Artichoke hearts and jokes, a flavorful combination!

88.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Laughter.
Laughter who?
Laughter, ‘slices’ to meet you, fellow jokester!

89.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Catch.
Catch who?
Catch up on these jokes while we savor pizza together!

90.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dining.
Dining who?
Dining with jokes, it’s the best recipe for a good time!

91.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Slice.
Slice who?
Slice open the fun, let’s enjoy these jokes with a side of pizza!

Pizza Knock knock Jokes For Instagram 

92.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Laughter.
Laughter who?
Laughter is the best topping—come join in the fun!

93.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Cheddar.
Cheddar who?
Cheddar up for more cheesy jokes!

94.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Stuffed crust.
Stuffed crust who?
Stuffed crust full of jokes, ready to serve up laughs!

95. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Hummus.
Hummus who?
Hummus for more chuckles in our pizza banter!

Pizza Knock Knock Jokes

96.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza dough.
Pizza dough who?
Pizza dough-n’t forget, jokes are kneaded for a great time!

96.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Olive oil.
Olive oil who?
Olive oil the laughter with these jokes!

97.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Marinara.
Marinara who?
Marinara round for more pizza humor!

98.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut you want another slice of jokes?

99.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Marinade.
Marinade who?
Marinade for the flavor, stay for the laughs!

100.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Caper.
Caper who?
Caper-tainly more jokes for a flavorful time!

101.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Basil.
Basil who?
Basil your pizza desires and jokes in one!

102.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Garlic.
Garlic who?
Garlic knots of jokes coming your way!

103.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Oregano.
Oregano who?
Oregano share more pizza-themed humor!

104.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Pesto.
Pesto who?
Pesto believe, more jokes are on the way!

105.  Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Slice.
Slice who?
Slice to meet you, let’s enjoy these jokes together!

In conclusion, these 200+ pizza-themed knock-knock jokes are bound to deliver a cheesy grin and a hearty chuckle to anyone’s face! We trust that you’ve found them both amusing and satisfying. But remember, the pizza party doesn’t have to end here! Be sure to explore the plethora of other puns and jokes waiting for you on our website. Your visit is deeply appreciated, and we wish you endless laughter and delicious slices in your comedic adventures. Keep the cheesy jokes rolling!

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